Here it is ... a list of ways to maintain a healthy (or not so healthy) insanity.
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
5. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the prophecy'.
6. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
9. Sing along at the Opera.
10. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
11. 5 days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
12. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'.
13. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'.
14. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go'.
It's called Therapy. (Not that it would work.)
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3 comments:
It sounds like a lot of fun, but hopefully you don't end up in a nuthouse!
Hilarious! I love it. I could use some of that to bring some variety to life right now.
I work in a counseling center, and I just have to say that I find this highly offensive. And I just want to go on record saying that there is nothing wrong with ordering a diet water or winning money from the ATM. I do it all the time!!!
FUNNY, thanks for the laugh. I needed it. I am at work.
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